The Funniest Things to Ask Alexa: top Alexa Secret Commands and Questions to ask Alexa

If you own an Amazon Echo enabled device or devices in your home, then, you should be familiar with Alexa, the smart personal assistant on the Amazon echo devices. While some are already aware of the many things you can ask Alexa, what you probably do not know is that; there are plenty secret voice commands, funny questions and things to ask Alexa with hilarious answers, popularly referred to as Alexa Easter eggs.

The smart personal assistant, Alexa, has a wide variety of really humorous responses for some of your funny questions, which ranges from her darkest, deepest and hilarious thoughts on life, movies, Tv and cool pop culture references.

Listed here are over 100+ very hilarious questions and things to ask Alexa, found on devices like the Amazon Echo, Echo Show, Echo Dot, Echo Spot, Amazon Tap, and every other Alexa enabled devices.

The Funniest questions and things to ask Alexa with its hilarious responses

Alexa will tell you a joke or lots of jokes if you command or simply ask it to. For random alexa jokes, just say “Alexa, tell me a joke.” However, if you need specific answers for more specific questions for a good laugh, these are some funny things to ask alexa.

Voice Command: Alexa, how much do you weigh?
Alexa’s response: I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot, so that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.

Voice Command: Alexa, find Chuck Norris
Alexas Response: If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he’ll find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late.

Voice command: Alexa, do you have a boyfriend?
Alexa’s response: I am totally cool with being single. It’s sort of hard finding someone who’s kind, funny, artificially intelligent, and who doesn’t mind the cloud commute.

Voice Command: Alexa, what is the value of pi?
Alexa’s Response: The approximate value of pi is 3.141592653589…(Alexa will go on for a bit, then make a joke, such as “phew!” or “this thing goes on forever!”)

Voice command: Alexa, knock knock.
Alexa’s response: Knock knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Know any good songs for this time of day?

Voice command: Alexa, what is the loneliest number?
Alexa’s response: One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do, although two can be as bad as one.

Voice command: Alexa, can you give me some money?
Alexa’s response: I’m not a bank.

Voice command: Alexa, tell me something interesting.
Alexa’s response: The blood in the famous shower scene in Psycho was actually chocolate sauce. (Responses vary)

Voice command: Alexa, do you know the muffin man?
Alexa’s response: I’ve never met him, but I do know his sister, Madam Macaroon, She’s a little bit nutty, but sweet.

Voice command: Alexa, do you believe in love at first sight?
Alexa’s response: I think it’s a sweet notion, though personally I am hoping for love at first listen.

Voice Command: Alexa, give me a high five!
Alexas Response: I would, if I could, but I can’t, so I’ll chant: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

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Voice command: Alexa, what are the laws of robotics?
Alexa’s response: The laws of robotics are: One, a robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm; Two, a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. And three, a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second Laws.

Voice command: Alexa, why is a raven like a writing desk?
Alexa’s response: Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front.

Trivia Questions

While there are a whole lots more jokes and funny things to ask Alexa, theres also some trivia questions to ask alexa. Some of which are listed below.

Alexa, what are some interesting history facts?
Alexa, what are some facts about the US government?
Alexa, can you tell me a movie fact?
Alexa, what are some interesting sports facts?
Alexa, can you give me a random fact?

Funny Questions to ask Alexa about Music

If you want to see or know just how much of a music loving /TV-addict or culturally aware music lover Alexa is, just try asking it these questions.

Voice command: Alexa, I shot a man in Reno.
Alexa’s response: Even if you are Johnny Cash, calling the police is the right thing to do in this situation.

Voice Command: Alexa, rap for me
Alexa Response: My name is Alexa, and I have to say, I’m the baddest A.I. in the cloud today. Your responses are fast, but mine are faster. Sucker speech engines, they call me master (this is just an example, she has several raps up her sleeve).

Voice command: Alexa, who is the walrus?
Alexa’s response: I am a walrus. John Lennon said the same thing, but we both can’t be.

FAQs

What Is an Alexa Easter Egg?

An Amazon Alexa easter egg can be described as a hidden feature or joke in various Alexa enabled devices. They are secret commands built into the sofware but not made generaly available to the public and must be discovered only by its users.

That wraps our list of the top alexa secret commands and Easter eggs as well as funny questions to ask alexa on practically anything. Got any fun questions you’ve asked Alexa? feel free to let us know and share with others in the comments.

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